After staring at this blank white screen and blinking cursor for seven minutes, I bit my tongue.
But let me explain.
I was eating Ritz crackers while sitting here looking at this blank screen.
That actually makes a bit more sense. It gives reason to why I happened to bite my tongue.
But honestly, that's not a good enough story, is it?
I'm eating Ritz crackers because I'm hungry.
Well, that's an obvious fact but it's in the evening and I'm not eating dinner.
Why am I not eating dinner, you ask?
Well, let me explain.
I ate lunch around 2pm but that doesn't explain why I'm not eating dinner now.
I finished eating what I had for lunch around 4pm.
Ah, that makes a bit more sense. But I did have a lot of food for some reason.
Let me explain.
I went to McDonalds for my lunch break and because I didn't want to venture out after work for dinner, I bought enough food for lunch then and dinner later.
Which turned out to be around 4pm.
Why didn't I want to go out for food later?
Well, you see, I only got a break and a lunch today and I used my lunch to scrape my car off, go to MCDs and get food and drive back.
Why? Because a break wasn't long enough to scrape off my car, go to MCDs, ooh you mean why did I have to scrape off my car?
Because of the ice.
From the wind.
And the snow.
I thought I told you that already.
Oh, I didn't tell you that it was snowing? Well, it was.
Not badly enough to call off work. Obviously. Cause I was working.
But that's not to say I didn't try.
I tried calling off work. And then I figured I could get rid of the ice on my car, drive really slowly, and punch the snowstorm in the face.
Yea, it was a snowstorm.
And that's basically the end of my story. I woke up, there was a snowstorm and that's why I bit my tongue.
Anyway, I'm sorry tongue.